Do you honestly think that the process of trying to get pregnant involves constant sexual intercourse, or are you merely suggesting that I sit quietly and concentrate on my uterus whilst not otherwise engaged?

Have you never seen Terms of Endearment? If not, drop everything and watch it!

She purposefully took a long sabbatical from acting, and now just seems to appear in passion projects. I’ve always really liked her because she radiates intelligence, vulnerability and strength all at the same time.

Oh man, 30 and over sounds fabulous.

I am a parent and if a child did that with a gift I gave him I would be saying something. I don’t expect perfect behavior and have dealt with plenty of tantrums in public. Kids shouldn’t be able to get away with being little shits in public though. When my youngest threw a tantrum at Blaze Pizza because he didn’t want…

There are a couple of destinations that I want to go to (Antarctica, the Galapagos) that are only accessible to tourists by small, regulated ships. They aren’t the floating nightmare cities that most cruises are, and they are the only cruises that I would consider.

I was even going to allow 25 and over, but definitely not 23 and under. I can get onboard with the 30+ age limit though. Bonifides: I teach at a University.

I flew Virgin Atlantic Business Class once from Heathrow to SFO and there was a point during the flight when the official person at the bar wandered off and I found myself acting as bartender for the four or five people gathered around.

A friend of mine went on a four day Carnival cruise organized by people at her gym and told me it was like getting locked in WalMart with whatever randos happened to be in there for 4 days. In her words, “Never go on a cruise.” Good advice, I think.

Make it 30-and-over and you’ve got my attention.

When I went on an Alaskan cruise, we stopped in a tiny town. I felt bad for all the residents because nearly every home had a sign that said: This is private property. Don’t sit on the porch or steps to talk on your phone.

You’ve made quite a leap with that assumption.

On the other hand, why should I give two shits what right wing publications think about anything whatsoever?

Breanna, thank you for putting this story out with Hepatitis B(ecky)‘s mugshot front and center. I’ve seen too many articles using the nasty bitch’s “cute” instapics and I’ve been calling out the authors. Fuck that noise.

Imagine you are driving down a mountain and there is another car a little bit ahead of you and realize its gotten dark so you turn on your headlights. Then the car ahead of you starts frantically looking back at you and speeding and then they pull over like they are waiting for you. They probably just hid until the…

Wow! I would have never pegged my story for one of the best, but thank you so much capturing my traumatic experience so perfectly! I seriously can’t believe you did this!

I will be very interested to see how people manage this reaction if/when the Bryan Singer and Dan Schneider stories break. How do managers, tutors, and parents ... people legally and morally obligated to protect children say they had no idea these things were happening? It was literally their jobs to know! How do you…

I legit thought she was Courtney Love

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

Agreed. (And I really like both those albums.) I feel like the swipe at “Kid A” is supposed to be a swipe at all the terrible men who go on and on and on about “Kid A” (and I hate those guys too), but Radiohead fans include A LOT of women, and there’s not really any macho posturing in “Kid A” — I actually think one of…