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This week they are tapping into their new demographic for when Gizmodo Media transitions into Lil Modie - targeting millennials and their eventual children (lil ennials).

My quintessential teen movie is Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

I am actually so old that my teen movie was Heathers.

Good lord. I was like 26. I hate my life.

They usually don’t! He was, in all likelihood, just kinda curious and/or maybe really hungry and trying to determine if this lying-down meat sack would do in a pinch, but noped out of there pretty fast once everyone else woke up.

a) Humans taste like rancid poo. It’s like our final remaining natural defense besides

Why are bears so cute if they want to eat us?

I have had a foster dog for 3 years. He can’t leave, and I can’t formally adopt him yet because of his behavioral issues. He was gentle and friendly in the shelter— because he’s an extremely sensitive dog, and when you separate him from me, he shuts right down. The rescue and I have worked with 3 dog trainers, and

But... you still don’t know her dog.

I wasn’t making a comment on his right to refuse, he absolutely has that right. Just saying she got a hug from the one I’d rather hug anyway, and I think that’s great!

Would way rather hug Bob Dylan than Seinfeld any day so this is a happy ending!

My thought is that if you think an otherwise identical script would get traction with a WOC as the love interest, if Kumail IRL happened to marry a black woman or a secular middle easterner or south asian he would have just as easily found funding, you’re in denial.

And it hits home as a critique of those of us that are in interracial relationships as well. That may not be the intent of the authors of these pieces, but it easily comes across as such. My SO and I are sick of people insinuating our relationship is either a fetish or a cultural malady.

Yeah...I sort of hate that this movie is being used as the laundry line that airs these issues. It’s an important point that deserves to be heard, but this is literally the third article I’ve read online about The Big Sick mainly discussing issues with white women/Asian men onscreen. It starts feeling like a

“#RaisedRight”

I was delighted to discover the news, too. It’s good to know that a satirical voice motivated by aesthetics and history will not be silenced by the dictatorial voice of crass consumerism.

Right? It shows the real LA in a way you never see on TV. No weird beach shit (who makes it to the beach if you live in echo park?!)

I love McMansion Hell and am thrilled for this news, as well as the news that Zillow won’t be allowed to sue for the use of photographs that they themselves don’t even own. The world made sense today for just a sliver of a second.

I AM HERE FOR THIS!

It’d be nice if you’d learn proper capitalization, but yeah, I came here to post this.