27 out of 30. Not bad, not bad at all.

At first glance i thought this picture was a screeny from the Earth Song video.

How about Pakistani men and their Bald heads? Or are you just being Racists? How about the tens of thousands of Women who suffer from hair thinning and hair loss? or are you just being Sexist? How about you keep your militant comments for blogs that are set up for that kind of discussion, and not blow your top on a…

2 points, first of all this is called morning spoilers so there is that, point 2 is i can see your point, maybe not putting spoilers in the title would be a good idea so that people still have the choice of whether to read it or not!

the husband of Halle Berry's husband ?

Yes, you're forgetting Caffeine free and Magma Zero ;-)

And BAM, that's how you get 85 reccomendations, you are a scholar and a Gent.

'They are made with organic plants manicured into those shapes'

We already can pick up on that, that's what the white noise of a de-tuned analogue TV is, background microwave radiation from the big bang, the light from the beginning of the universe, if you feel poetic.

I did similar once with hash, milk and the microwave and was highly stoned for near 3 days and didn't feel normal for a week, it's the most economical use if hash I've found. I live in the UK and it's not legal anywhere here in anyway, more's the pitty, but I subscribe to a clean living policy now and stick strictly…

I've seen too many films where the trailer makes the film look fantastic but they then end up being rubbish, I've also seen a few that the trailer made me expect a certain type of film but ended up totally different, so i'll still go watch this film if it comes out at the cinema near. Even more so if you say you liked…

I'd go and watch this as it's an interesting premise but honestly, that trailer makes it look aweful, like the drivel I failed to make at college doing a media studied BTEC.

Shouldn't we all be calling Capaldi the 14th doctor?

Nope. sorry, the X-men CHaracter i thought/hope we never see again was Juggernaught. Thankfully the Vinnie Jones craze seems to have stopped now, at least as far as i have seen. What a Tool that guy was, we gave you some of our best actors, but Vinne Jones? For that i'll always apologise.

What about Magnetars? Surely that covers Magnets and Gamma rays with a big helping of cool, hand whipped WTF piled on top?

Speak for your biffing self, i use them in every day sentences, every day.

Cor Blimey Cher has let herself go a bit huh? But in all seriousness, i feel that the need to apologise for this sorry state of a human on behalf of my entire nation.

I love your writing style Alasdair, but more than that, I really appreciate your inciteful knowledge of a show I adore but clearly miss so much in, it's fascinating to see you re work your previous opinions and you understand these characters and stories to a depth that seems to pass me by. Thank you for opening my…

Then you sir have never lived.

LOL, very good response there! Merry Christmas :-)