Oh for pity's sake, you're freedom always wins, even against our British majesty! Damn it, well, you win this round, but at least we can say 'Hell' on national TV so I'm claiming the moral victory on this one buddy, whoppedy-flippedy-doo!! ;-)

KFC yes! Biscuits? No :-( we have a frankie & bennies and a Smith & western but still no biscuits, I think I'll have to find a recipe and coerce mrs Spatchmo into baking!

I don't even know a nasty southerner, let alone a nice one, I have no American friends! For shame, I know, I'm sorry, I'll try harder!!

Well that's not the spirit is it? where's the fun in me storming over there to acquire an actor who you have little love for? Couldn't you just humour me and put up a little fight? Please? I promise to get upset if you try to claim John Barrowman or Kim Catrell as yours!

Surely you remember the early eighties Punk rock phenomenon of spitting at the Bands like the Sex Pistols?? well this is nothing to do with that, i wasn't spitting at Andrew really, but if i wanted to, i could have driven to his home town in about 20 minutes from mine, and that's point of my comment. Yeuchh! Dirty…

Whoa there, Katniss does what?? i've not read the books but seen the movie, was that in the movie? I forget, the only reason i show interest is that Jennifer Lawrence would most certainly receive a severe bashing if ever the opportunity arose, she would not enjoy it, but it would be quick.

But he spent most of his life living in Epsom, spitting distance from me in Horley, so i'm vetoing the dual citizenship and once again claiming him for us!! HUZZZAAAHH!

I'm shocked that i didn't spot this instantly, thank you Entomologist, i'm feeling quite the fool, i can tell you!

Seconded, Hear Hear!

There are definitely noses and Kidneys there too, and a fourth, unidentifiable object as well which on second glimpse seems to also be a nose. Either way, it all still reminds me that i had some delicious oysters over the weekend!

Thanks for that, it kind of looks like a scone, is it like a scone? I think i need to pop over and try a few of these things out for myself, maybe i could Kip on your floor? Are you doing much this weekend?? ;-)

Thanks for your response by the way!

Wow, that looks tasty, but it also looks like a Savoury Scone?? Are you familiar with Scones?

What biscuit are you referring to? Being English, a Biscuit to us is a Cookie to you, i had thought that maybe a Biscuit to you was a Muffin like a sausage and egg McMuffin but you clearly have them too, the odd thing is they are called english muffins but out muffins are as sweet and lovely as yours are, especially…

Hello, maybe you can help me out here, you see, i'm English and i have heard you guys talk about biscuits many times before, it's clear that you are not talking about what we would think of as a biscuit, because you call them cookies, so what is this biscuit you refer too?

48 inches?

I approve the choice of Jeffrey Dean Morgan, It would be interesting to see him doing the brooding smoulder that is so indicative of The Bat Man as i tend to envisage JDM in more comical roles, my interest is certainly piqued.

Dr Who: - No No No No NO!!!

Give this man a medal. Jeff is, after all, the ultimate moniker. Could i be so bold as to suggest that it be used for both Genders too, and i've always found last names to be so messy and untidy, so can i propose that we drop them in totality and utilize a system of inflection as a means to differentiate between…

I cant watch it as i'm cock-blocked for vids at work, i'll take it form you that the video is lacking in hilarity, but what is the secret and is the secret showing any signs of hilarity in its inception?