The man doesn’t know his angles or his wrangles.

Even has the fuckboi fashy haircut of the new Hitler youth.

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

“When the woman called the police, they pushed her to not press charges, saying it was only her word versus his.”

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

Jason Whitlock is just disappointing as a human being.  

My ideal pick is Letitia Wright. Not only is she great but it will really anoy internet fuckwits.

Elba is too old to play Bond now anyway, and his acting style is too similar to Criag’s too. Part of the point of Bond’s recasting is so that each new actor will bring a different style of acting to the character. We’ve done angsty grim, time to move onto something more upbeat. Why not an Anglo-Indian actor. The UK’s…

I have a 12 year old. He is a really sweet kid and I absolutely adore him.

When is a kid who makes mistakes not allowed to be a kid?

The state of this country right now is the very fact that this is a contender for feel-good story of the year.

How is this in Texas and not Florida? This is textbook Florida Man. Has flakka finally made its way west along the Dirty Coast?

You don’t get it. 11 year old girls can be mean! I went to my Aunts house in June to say hello and my cousin was there with her friends. They were listening to some Future song i’d never heard and when I asked what it was some demon spawn that i didn’t even know, rolled her big ass eyes and said ‘It’s not for you’,…

To everyone who complained that CTE has ruined their enjoyment of the sport, this is what actual measures to address it look like. CTE is caused by hits to the head. If you want it to go away and the sport to still exist, you have to stop people from getting hit in the head. Stopping people from repeatedly getting hit…

Only the Rams could put 46 points on the board and still manage to punt five times in a game.