I’m a white guy with a bunch of relatives in Alabama. Back in the 60s an uncle came to visit us in California. One day he was walking down the street with a young black guy coming toward him. When they met, the uncle ran into him and said, “Outta my way n——-.” The guy just turned, dropped him with one punch and kept…

Man in the red jacket steals the show, and I want to be him when I grow up.

I’m pretty sick of Dr. West basically calling Coates and Obama neoliberal Uncle Toms. Also, fuck Andrew Sullivan for using “Between the World and Me” as an excuse to play the angry black man card.

Hell, I’ll be 60 in a month and I’d square up if somebody called you Leroy and you needed the help.

Might I suggest the Orange Canker Sore?

What’s even better is he got his ass handed to him by a damn anesthesiologist.

I’m a white guy and I come here specifically to hear you make fun of white folks. I mean, somebody’s gotta do it.

This is exactly what Ta-Nehisi Coates means when he talks about whiteness. This racist cop’s name may be Gutierrez, but he’s wearing whiteness to shit on a black man. White isn’t just a color; it’s the belief you’re better than those people. Fuck that guy.

Ain’t gonna happen. If 20 cute, mostly white kids can get slaughtered at Sandy Hook and jack shit happens, this won’t mean shit either. The gun fetishists are fucking nuts and the NRA owns Congress.

No matter what you do to grits, they still taste like packing peanuts.

But what if it’s white people tryna get away from those flag-waving other white folks?

You know Obama tried to get immigration law fixed, right? GOP wasn’t having none of it, so O did the only thing he could to help people who did nothing more than have immigrant parents. And nobody is saying every kid who crosses the border gets a green card. That’s nonsense and you know it.

“Administrative leave” — Paid vacation until you’re cleared by your fellow cops.

I was a journalist for over 30 years, and there’s no fucking way I’d rat out folks in that situation. Somebody getting stomped? Sure. But groceries? I got better things to do.

Also, don’t tell people you’re woke. It’s like telling people you’re an intellectual. Just shut the fuck up and do the work.

All I can think of when I see that is a white guy with shit for rhythm who tries to dance “black.”

I just wanna know what the hell’s on your wrist.