Translation:

It’ll be a real carrier, but it’s being pushed by tugboats.

It is on Foxtrot Alpha?

You Asked?

The Hunt for Green Cucumber

Of course they are building A mid-engine sports car. One. Single. Car. To take to auto shows... and then they will mass produce a newer version of this:

I am surprised people in the US would pick a bland midsize sedan over a hot hatch like a GTI.

Seeing as Trump knows absolutely nothing about our military or foreign relations, yeah I’d rather see Hillary handle it. Even Grandpa Bernie would be preferable the the Angry Yam.

“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”

Woke boyfriend?

Harry Caray, NFL talent scout.

Where I live, 23hp merging onto the freeway gets you a 4000lb suppository in the form of a soccer mom paying attention to literally everything else on the planet that isn’t the road 100' in front of her bumper.

I can’t buy the new dodge neon?

How about because the movie looks like it might be fun?

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Did you ask about the 401 twins? You had to ask about those too right?!

Did you find out anymore about these?

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

Subaru...you are making a shit ton of money selling crossovers like hotcakes, so you can afford to throw us a bone. The WRX is great, but sometimes grownups want something a bit more...mature. Can we have this back again?

Pirelli P7? My Countach had them. It was a Tamiya kit, but the tyre pattern was correct...