Thank you Raphael for Using My awesome Ranger on the article cover. Was a nice awesome surprise. I have always wanted to be in Jalopnik. I’m getting closer. I am all for the growth of USA rally!!

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

If you can’t get it with a manual trans, it’s not a sport sedan.

I feel like out of the 3 “American” automakers right now... Ford is the only one doing things right. Dodge and Chevy just don’t get it.

As a fun* way to pass the time this Friday afternoon, you can try to rearrange the words of this headline into something that makes a little more sense. I came up with:

Bought it. Wear it to Bastrop whenever I drop by.

It is becausse it’s full of Finns, whereas Texas is full of Texans.

And somehow it still manages to educate its people better...

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+3/5ths star

Because racism.

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

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If you had a $5000 budget, you could put in an extra $1724 and buy yourself a Garrett Turbocharger. And besides, it has just been fully restored, inside and out, and it is in SLEEPER BROWN!

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.