Thank you Raphael for Using My awesome Ranger on the article cover. Was a nice awesome surprise. I have always wanted to be in Jalopnik. I’m getting closer. I am all for the growth of USA rally!!

Japanese “scientists” are eagerly updating menus, setting out condiments, and looking forward to “studying” this noble creature. With wasabi.

This is why I’m not a zoologist. While others would validate their findings and announce to the world that they have uncovered a whole new species, I would have walked away saying

I thought it was because Superman, with his super senses and Daily Planet connections, didn’t realize that a masked vigilante had been operating in the city just across the bay from him for years until be became a homicidal super villain.

I thought it sucked because Batman was a homicidal super villain until he finds out that Superman’s mom has the same name as his mom.

You really know your Star Wars!

ObscureSimpsonsReference is complaining about not understanding non-obtuse video game references.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

If you can’t get it with a manual trans, it’s not a sport sedan.

I feel like out of the 3 “American” automakers right now... Ford is the only one doing things right. Dodge and Chevy just don’t get it.

Kudos to you for putting up a balanced post. This is why it’s so hard to have a meaningful debate because both sides are too busy pointing the finger at each other to recognize that they are both full of shit.

What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?

As a fun* way to pass the time this Friday afternoon, you can try to rearrange the words of this headline into something that makes a little more sense. I came up with:

On that note, you’ll never guess which dog breed has the most DNA in common with wolves...

“It’s pretty common to transfer flour from its bag to another container...”

Bought it. Wear it to Bastrop whenever I drop by.

It is becausse it’s full of Finns, whereas Texas is full of Texans.

And somehow it still manages to educate its people better...