Great the Man is changing terms with braves. Nothing changes.

If anyone knows who is or isn’t a pirate it’s a Drunk Irish Pirate

Ummm Adam AND Eve (unless one lost their eyeballs in an intense fencing match)

Sadly I’m not sure if sexually assaulting a 14 year old girl is the worst thing we will find out Roy Moore ever did in his miserable life.

No. Billy’s shittiness transcends race.

Miracle Whip makes way better potato salad!

Another useless name would be Paul Ryan

“I will be your father figure (don’t) put your tiny hand in mine”

I was told “what are you standing there doing, waiting to butt fuck my sister”.

I say piss on Eddie Shore

Just like chicken cook them until well done or risk getting the shits

Hey what did Taco Bell ever do to deserve that?

“I was into Luther when he was still a Catholic”

You know you life hates you when kinja lets you down.

And here I was hoping Zach saved a whole bunch of money by switching to GEICO!

But what if the White Combat Veteran Black Panther Baby’s Purple heart is not a medal, but rather a heart condition side effect of an opioid addiction cure himself because he heard Donald Trump tell him to stay off of drugs but not alcohol?

I say worse, Trump voter!

Think about this the same owners that say “the inmates running the prison” didn’t think that the orange guy was worthy to own one of their teams. Wow just wow

My brother died of hospital error while being paralyzed by Guillain-Barre about two years ago and the treatments are insane. The first thing they did was exchange his plasma each day for 5 days. Then the infused human immunoglobulin in massive quantities for about a week (so much so the infusion IV machines had to…

Counterpoint: No way in hell I’m driving all the way down I-75 to the Little Sleazers to have to find parking during rush to watch this shit show.