Bigly!

But at least he knows healthcare is difficult!

I say onto assholes like this that God right now is telling me to rape the shit out of his wife and/or daughters because “beauty will come from my ashes” so send me their locations so I can do gods work. I doubt he would love the lord as much if that happened. I hate these soulless pimples on the asscrack of society.

In Michigan we call them party stores.

Or a flashing photo of a bull sitting on a toilet taking a dump in the corner of the screen.

This title should be

He has been a whinny little cheap shot artist his whole career. I can’t begin to imagine what Gordie Howe would have done to his ass back in the day, although I’d bet the farm elbows would be involved.

Ummm dipshit Michigan has Lake Superior (plus Lakes Huron, Erie, and Michigan) we are not some one lake dump (and before you read a license plate about 10,000 lakes Michigan has over 11k) Plus we have way better beer and freaking Motown. The only things Minnesota has is frostbite, hearty gals, and alcoholism.

Hey Flint style coneys or bust. And Mackinac Island kinda sucks but Sleeping Bear sand dunes rocks.

Banging your head only feels good until you realize you have to repair the holes and no wants to spackle before lunch.

As a 16 year old in a POS I mounted used hockey pucks into homemade motor mounts after my engine fell going around a corner. I’ll tell you that was a mighty sound. A little JB weld fixed to oil pan and she was riding smooth as silk (until my seat fell to the pavement while I was going 35).

“A bunch of trolls turning on each other”

And yet somehow a grump who lives in a garbage can is infinitely more likable than the Moldy Orange One.

But scotch is so yummy at 11:45 in the morning

The real issue is the FBI is investigating his campaign for links to Mother Russia

I would say he would set his hair on fire and run around but I assume whomever sold him that rug made sure it was flameproof.

Those ladies put the KKK in Klassy Klassy Klassy!

Ummm his tiny hands kind of make “massive” public blowjob impossible.

Is the Russian hamster bombing the cage of the Syrian hamster so as to become a massive influence on all other hamsters in your home?

#AllFeelingsMatter