I pray your rep isn’t Justin Amash because if it is I am sending you a digital hug right now.

Oh don’t worry Donnie will soon shit his pants about all the crime Canada sends us and build a double high wall protecting us from poutine and Don Cherry. After that the unwashed masses of Americans will stay out of the True North Strong and Free.

There I fixed it for you.

You would think but I did a super loud in a crowded sales room “give me my MOTHERFUCKING keys RIGHT THE FUCK NOW” and it still had no effect on that scumbag. So I called the cops and when I told them the name of the dealership they said “happens all the time we will be right there”. The dealership wasn’t happy when I…

Wouldn’t you love your effective rate to be 3.6%. It kills his “I’m just like you” bullshit.

Oh I see I did! My bad.

When I was in college the director of the dorm was Bobby Knight’s sister and she would tell anybody that listened what an asshole we was. That is bad when even family can’t stand you.

Only if the rape was super funny and you joke about it on a bus with Billy Bush. Then it’s locker room talk.

If you eat raw chicken it sure will.

Nothing say hot like face tattoos and Nazi party bra and underwear combo. If that doesn’t do it for you nothing will.

Real numbers speak to people. “I’m going to get hurt” vs “my rate went from 3.6% to 25.3% with AMT” which one of those gets your attention?

I hate to correct your grammar but it is “Jesse Watters is a soupy shit bag”. Sorry about that.

No it is a big deal. It shows that if he eliminates the Alternative Minimum Tax (AMT) and replaces it with his effective rate he pays about 5% tax rate. He has pushed for the elimination of AMT so yeah self serving is the name of that game.

Cheap fix that works most of the time for the headliner. Cut a small slit with a razor blade just big enough for the spray tip of a can of spray adhesive. Insert the can and spray both the fabric and the headliner and wait until it tacks up. Then moving from center out push the two together and hopefully enjoy your…

Or TP so thick that you don’t have to risk a finger popping through.

I don’t like the idea of “sacred” numbers because with all do respect to Super Mario he isn’t in the same class of Mr Hockey yet players wear 9 all over the league.

We in Michigan thanks to the lake effect get the “if the wind is blowing even on a sunny day you will get snow” bullshit. So much fun.

State of Michigan reporting here and I can confirm this is the best and only option for the deep stuff. More lifts sure but a lot less pain. Also don’t be a pud whack and stop shoveling right at the end of your driveway, rather shovel a little into the road so getting in and out of it is possible before the plow come.…

The resistance is because silencers reduces situational awareness to the point that a wacko (usually white male) shooting up a place would be harder to tell their true distance or position. This vital information can literally be life or death. Oh wait you thought only hunters would use them? Silly me.