The Bulls made the official announcement after hearing from doctors that the recovery should take 4-6 weeks.

They declined to specify which season.

Micro League Baseball for the win.

Correction: this was actually Andres's second apology of the broadcast... the first time he asked viewers to forgive his wonton remarks.

What was that plane doing in the stands?

"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

Hear, hear. When is a white guy gonna get a break for once...

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.

I thought that was the new poster for that Tom Hanks movie.

I don't know if I'd call him "stupid;" making a generous splash seems like a pretty fitting Clemente tribute.

Raul Ibanez fined $25,000 by Roger Goodell for illegal celebratory spike