Please do not feed the retirees you see on your trip through the NFL Zoo.

He let it show a little bit in East Lansing. In particular, there was the tourney game against Tennessee, lined up waiting for a free throw to be taken, he yelled at an unknown teammate that he was 'tired of covering for your dumb ass'. He was a freshman when he did this, btw. Wish there was video.

My father, who I must stress did not stop me despite knowing my intent, drove me to the game and dropped me off.

I'm in awe of this comment. Well done.

Honestly, you heard wrong. It was outstanding.

Kids have a way of converting parents.

Is he holding that old man hostage in the first picture?

re: Zombieland

or randomly start reciting dialogue from True Romance

The Comedian would appreciate the Eastern Conference for what it is.

Somebody has to fill out the paperwork so I can file an insurance claim, dude. It's a mistake to take police officers as anything more than (occasionally violent) clerks. Any actual crime prevention they do is incidental.

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Just curious, Albert...what do you think is the value, in tourism dollars (pounds) of that $51 million subsidy? I'm guessing they're in the black on that.

I'm honestly curious...why is he a moron? He's being a little self-destructive, I think. But he's working it out in a way he wants.

Kalil would like to point out the pancake of the hat should count towards his game grade.

The Things He Found In People: My Two Decades As An Emergency Room Surgeon, by Dr Ronald Silverman, M.D.

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