I don't think he's ever played with a down low black player that really represents his culture as much as I represent my culture.

I understand why Walsh left in the first place...you think his boss was over his shoulder directing the lighting of naked Belichick?

Van Zant had Henry Rollins as his personal assistant...and he's pretty liberal.

Dominik Hasek thinks Favre is handling this responsibly.

Throw in 500 electric guitars, and we have Monday Night Rehabilitation!

This is overdue by...what, four years?

Anyone know where I can score some smack?

That's a pic from the 2005 Detroit 10K.

I heard this idea came from the Yankees' former Assistant VP of Marketing, Mr. Tony Zendejas.

To be fair, Puerto Rican toilet and sewer technology are far more advanced than what we're used to in the states.

Smithers: You know what this means? He *is* alive!

Guy in my office once phoned in an order for "mongoloid chicken." True story.