spartyblood
SpartyBlood
spartyblood

I raise you, American car brands.

Can you imagine being the guy in charge of buying $1.9 million worth of Chevy Equinox’s?  Talk about a depressing job.

Conspiracy theory: in a cost saving effort, Chevy and Honda have joint custody of their designers.  The designers split time at each company’s home and rotate every other holiday.  It’s the only explanation for the terrible, yet similar, “designs” coming out of both places.

Did Polaris build a new engine because the Ecotec was going out of production, or did the Ecotec go out of production because Polaris built a new engine? Chicken/egg

Didn’t this used to have the old Saturn Sky/Pontiac Solstice engine in it?  Does this mean that engine is officially dead now?

don’t you dare blame their horrible aesthetic on engineering

the worst thing they did was have him remove the helmet. It humanized Vader, and it humanized Kylo. Helmet on = mysterious villain who represents evil... helmet off = “oh he’s just a boy who lost his way and needs to find the light again”

I was unaware that Honda and Toyota had studios... judging by the look of their cars, design is an afterthought after the engineering and manufacturing factors.

I can’t think of a single car I would want to own for over 15 years... unless it’s some classic car, I get bored pretty quickly.

Are these crashes with other drivers or crashes in general?  Avoiding a deer at 75mph is harder than 70, not by much but it still is harder.

Couldn’t we just give cheap earplugs to those in the mall who don’t want to listen to Jingle Bells instead of making the majority of us who aren’t Scrooge buy new headphones?

I’ve just been assuming they hired the new Civic designer away from Honda.

If the Expedition and 4-Runner were related, yes.

I was kinda like “Okay, o0okay, this is fine”

Ah-ah-ah-ah! 

And a reasonable price that the Count from Sesame Street can appreciate... 1,2,3,4,5,6...

The sad part is that as bad as the Tesla Cybertruck looks... it may still be better looking than the new Silverado

How does a unibody have a payload and towing capacity that high?  The physics just don’t make sense honestly...

Mine came out looking like this: