I could be wrong, but I think this technically means he hasn’t actually played a game in MLB. I believe the rules say you either have to play an inning in the field or have a plate appearance to be recognized as playing a game.

Two things: first, the UK referred to soccer as “soccer” and not “football” until it became somewhat popular in the U.S. (think NASL in the ‘60s-70s), when they decided to refer to it as “football” to distinguish themselves from those ugly Americans. Second, in the early days of “American” football (i.e., real…

Let's just do some quick math. Let's assume you pay every minor league player the Federal Minimum Wage from February (beginning of Spring Training) thru August (end of most minor league seasons), assuming 8 hours a day and 6 work days a week (since players don't have the typical weekends and play at least 6 days a…

It's been a while, but isn't this the same clown that insisted Ivan Rodriguez was signing with Seattle as he was signing his contract with the Tigers?

People from Ohio are generally horrible. Their lack of success in sports was pure karma. They were as bad as people from Boston before Sunday and they'll be worse now.

At the risk of being the guy who craps in the punchbowl, fuck Cleveland. These are the same assholes who burned the jersey of the guy who almost single-handedly brought them a title last night. And now I'm supposed to feel good for them because he came home and brought them a title? No fucking way. I'm happy for…

The Wave is fine. What isn't fine when you wind up in the same section of the jackwad who wants to start the wave, so he's standing at the bottom of your section imploring the crowd to get the wave going while ignoring the game. Fuck that guy, he sucks.

Yeah, this news made me angrier than the Middle Tennessee State game.

Unless I’m dumber than a 3-year-old (I’m not), here’s what I’m finding:

"Trump Protes“Sanders Protests”: 19.7 million hits

Yes, because Bill Simmons won't let us forget. Of course, he only seems concerned with the fact that the Celtics didn't get cap relief as opposed to the fact that a guy died...

Nice try, but no. It's Billie Jean. I don't know that it's that close.

The tightwad story is nothing new. I once read a story that Tiger was at a blackjack table in Vegas and after giving the cocktail waitress a $5 chip, he called her back and took the chip back because he'd already tipped her.

They've still got Chris Broussard.

It's really not. The author was stupid enough to (a) be "inspired" by Drumpf and (b) address her letter to Drumpf's idiot supporters, thinking that it will change one of their stupid minds. Anyone who didn't see that this clown was a living, breathing caricature years before he entered this race doesn't deserve an…

Ted Williams would like a word with you.