This is a beta-test for Ivanka’s national child-care program

I have DEFINITELY posted it before – I post it every chance I get, all over the internet. I truly believe mom’s on to something here.

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins:

I want Katie and Nicole Kidman to do a documentary together which solely consists of them comparing their individual trips to hell.

Whitney could be great reality tv if he ever came out of the closet.

I started my own law firm. F- those pricks.

I am pretty lucky to have had a privileged life. I came from humble beginnings but really worked hard to make a name for myself. I want to keep this kind of anonymous cause it may piss a lot of people off.

What the FUUUUCK about not wanting your child to be bullied is connected to helicopter parenting, you fucking asshole?

This is one I pulled off, but it is very mild. It’s the only real prank I’ve ever done - even at eight I knew I had peaked and it would be downhill from there so I never tried again.

That is hilarious and pretty harmless.

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…

I’m a teacher.

someone sent an anonymous letter to the president of the university alleging that the team was involved in a prostitution ring,

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

That doesn’t sound like a cheer-ocracy!

“Horry County...”

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

“gigi- dont have the cake. not even a little slice”