“Talk to your local Ombudsman about whether an abortion is right for you.”

You’d be a fool not to buy with a discount like that!

Looks like Lars Williams, Director, Solid Waste Management, City and County of Denver, and I are gonna talk about abortion.

My favorite part of clicking on that link for Bob’s Watches was when they offered me $100 off for giving them my e-mail address. That brings the price of a second-hand Patek Phillipe Nautilus down to a cool $139, 895. What a deal!

But Fetterman said “good night everyone” instead of “good evening everyone”! That’s WAY more important!

Flashbacks to when TLC was actually “The Learning Channel” and they had The Science of Sex documentary series. And watching it with my finger hovering over the Previous Channel button on the remote in case anyone walked in.

Yesterday’s dirt bag - Billy Ray Groomed his Fiance that he Met When She was 18

Don’t be like Japan were the singers have to pretend to be forever single virgins

Don’t even get me started on Lent. You give up one of your absolute favorite foods (or favorite vices, but almost everyone picks a food) to show your holiness.

I remember the airplane story but I thought that maybe it was too good to be true. As in, there’s no way a real person would act that way in first class.

Safer for the other diners now that the restaurant’s Cordened off.

Blood, Dairy & Ice Cream would be a great band name.

Trust me when I say after working 38 yrs. as a clinical laboratory scientist in hematology and blood bank, just run cold water in your sink or any container that will hold the area you want to get the blood out of and pour some salt to make saline/salt water. Let soak for 20-25 minutes and the red blood cells will floa…

A little primer on our boy Adam Laxalt. Prior to his career in politics, Laxalt’s annual review at a mid-grade local law firm described him as a “train wreck” who “doesn’t even have the basic skill set.” Because his dad was a Senator, he nevertheless became the state Attorney General in 2014 having literally just…

She’s been a well known nightmare for years. I have a friend who knew her back in her early theater days and even as a child she was apparently horrible to everyone. I’m not surprised she’s playing nice with the cast and crew of Funny Girl. This could very likely jumpstart her career, at least on Broadway, so she’s…

What does a toe-headed child look like?

“and several beautiful, toe-headed children, to boot.” What does a toe-headed child look like?  Do you mean tow-headed, as in having (blonde) hair the color of tow (flax)?

Also a stern look and statement of disappointment from superiors. No mention of the incident in their records.

Hold on, imma let you finish, but the chili cheese burrito was one of the best Taco Bell items of ALL TIME.

Chili cheese burrito has always been my favorite thing Taco Bell made but they almost never have it by me. Wish that was an option.