Al Franken did in one of his books - sorry, I don’t recall which. He said he believed Cyndi Lauper would have a bigger career because of her talent... But he didn’t count on “how willing Madonna was to humiliate herself for the sake of attention.”

This is way off the dishwasher topic, but, things have changed for cars. The ‘drying agent’ used in car washes is available, highly concentrated, by the gallon, at O’Reilly’s Auto Parts for under $30.  Hmmmm, would this work in the dishwasher?  Might not be food grade car wash drying agent. 

Andrew Brettler, Haddish’s attorney (who’s notably represented Prince Andrew, Chris Noth, and Armie Hammer)

Very sorry, but it’s “Dita”, her alter ego. I know too much about her...

I can’t remember where I read it, but I remember somebody remarking they would have bet on Cyndi Lauper and Madonna having switched success because Cyndi had actual vocal talent.

Madonna is a one trick pony and this is one of the cringiest thing she’s done in a cringy career.

I barely get a thank you for the holding the door for people behind me. 

Been saying this for years! The ugly/short guys are the best in bed, in my humble, somewhat extensive experience.

This is the only image I can think of every time I see Smith in that stupid wig. He looks so godawful in it. The hairstyle does nothing for him.

He is Vigo!

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!

If they are going to recast the DJ character with anyone from Scrubs, the obvious choice is Sarah Chalke.

I remember an episode where at the end they ask him “How ya doin’ DJ?” and he says “I haven’t said a single word in like a week and no one even noticed!”

Gender swapped Rogue from the X-Men

I’ll go one step further, it’s the best Star Wars film out of both pre/se-quels, and 3rd best overall.

Subverting expectations is a pointless and empty exercise if it is not in the service of story, or any larger theme. In fairness to Rian, TLJ is just part of a massive cautionary tale on what happens when you commit to making three movies without any story outline. 

I agree! We really need to think about what we mean when discuss restorative justice and atonement how we want that to play out. If abuser feel like redemption is hopeless why try?

Honest question: If everyone looking to better themselves is accused of faking it, then what’s the point of demanding and wanting terrible people to better themselves?

It seems like you can’t ever work on yourself and try to be better without everyone pointing out how terrible you were and that you are beyond…

Lil Nas X = clearly wearing an outfit made with love and inspo from the Bob Mackie outfit Cher wore to the Oscars

I think JLo might have converted me to astrology because you know every fucking virgo out there is looking at this cringey ass embarrassing/desperate video and side-eyeing/judging the hell out of it. This shit makes public proposals look tasteful. 

He’s not putting on an accent.  That’s his actual voice. He’s from the North East of England. That’s how they talk. Here’s a compilation of his scenes from Dunkirk for comparison: