spartey

11/15/19

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue.

11/15/19

I feel like both the ghostwriter and editor purposely allowed that in, just to highlight what a jabroni he is.

11/8/19

I don’t know how all these people who are publicly humiliated by Trump and treated like shit for months and months still come crawling back to him.

10/31/19

Same. Grandma loves to spoil and buys enormous toys. So I’ve made a rule that they stay at Grandma’s so the kids have something to play with while they’re there. Everyone is happy. And Grandma learns it’s hard to find a place to store all those monstrosities.

10/12/19

I guess you’re right! He wants to protect himself, but doesn’t want to sell Trump out completely ... yet.

10/11/19

I hope you’re right, but this text exchange makes me think otherwise (he called Trump during the 5 hour delay in response):

10/11/19

Sondland is a major Trump stooge (got his post after donating $1mil to his inauguration and obviously has no diplomatic experience besides being a hotelier). I’m very curious why he is willing to testify - I was assuming he was going to put on a Lewandowski performance.

10/8/19

The surprise winner at the very end will be: Greg

10/3/19

Unfortunately I think that publicly committing crimes (obstructing justice, intimidating witnesses, asking foreign governments for aid against political rivals) has somehow normalized them and after a few murmurs of “concern” are swept under the rug. Ukraine became a huge scandal because Trump didn’t first tweet about…

10/3/19

At this point he’s speaking to the rabid base of conspiracy theorists: anti-vaxxers and so forth. That’s basically because he’s a nut too. He has all the power of the United States intelligence committee to prove empirically that his campaign was helped by the Russians and he still goes down the rabbit hole of Ukraine…

10/1/19

#LifeGoals

9/30/19

I learned this method after my MIL bought a deafening shrill toy that no one wanted any part of. Then I learned another method: tossing/donating after 2 weeks when no one will notice.

9/27/19

My favorite Pompeo description from this New Yorker story:

9/27/19

Please.

9/26/19

He definitely drinks a lot right before his interviews, it’s enough of an issue that there have been many whispers that required his denial. I wish the reporter talked about him slurring his words.

9/26/19