I can picture him and his wife sitting in a Venetian gondola with nothing but moribund silence between them.

"Donald Trump is part of the Hollywood elite he hates so much, according to George Clooney"

No worries, I was being jerky and oversimplifying it.

He sheltered and clothed me when I was but a lowly beggar on the street, even going so far as to wash my feet. I feel like I owe him one as a result.

What's Kirk Cameron do that pisses you off again anyway? He like an anti-vaxxer or something?

Oh too bad. I thought I might make an internet friend of you and convert you to my Raelian sect.

CNN blows, it's full of Obama conspiracy theorists, virulent anti-semites, and just general jerkoffs.

Oooh "Faux News"! I like it! You come up with that zinger all by yourself?

Was it "overzealous atheists and secularists" that got you all hot and wet there? Good to know that you're more annoyed by a few simple words than I ever was.

Overzealous Christians are annoying as shit, but I tend to side with them on the semantics of "Merry Christmas vs Happy Holidays" because overzealous atheists and secularists are even more annoying as shit.