... please? If anyone deserves to be unseated by a pornstar it’s that hulking piece of shit you (the US) deemed necessary to elect. You have awful taste in men.

It’s the little things, isn’t it???

And I pray that the history books accurately list it that way. I want future generations to know exactly the type of sleazy shit this asshole did. And I want it in the chapter right after “Obama, Barack.”

There is going to be a significant amount of evidence that’s going to come to light, and when that evidence is presented, and when the American people learn of it, they are going to be disgusted by the conduct of Mr. Trump and Mr. Cohen, and that serious consequences will result.”

Fingers crossed.

I honestly don’t know what is more embarrassing, the fact that a porn star did the cold open on SNL spoofing her real sexual relationship with the current *president (yes the lower case and asterisk is intentional) or the fact that the party that nominated his pathetic ass doesn’t give a shit. We know his base and Fox…

Yeah I completely agree. It was a dick move that needed to be punished. I think it may seem overly harsh to some people just because it happened so far along in the tournament.

I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

Can they even remove the cannon, and leave a flyable vehicle?

Well, they’re maneuverable as hell, and without the cannon think of the storage space!

I’m surprised the Clinton campaign or even the media hasn’t compared Trump to Kim Jong Un more often. The way in which Trump always lies when boasting about himself is identical to the way North Korea releases stupid stories of Kim Jong Un breaking every sports record, never using the bathroom and finding a Unicorn…

For most normal people, the experience of attaining extreme wealth, power, or celebrity can be incredibly alienating. With everyone falling over themselves to flatter you, you no longer know who to trust. Compliments become sources of anxiety, because you suspect the person paying you…

I’m no ordinary cheat. I’m the best cheat. When I cheat, I cheat bigger and better than anyone else. I gotta tell you. It’s beautiful.

I just fucking LOVE how Trump claims to be able to play golf “at the PGA level”
--Not even joking, he says it all the time, though I’m not sure whether he actually believes it.

For an apt analogy: SEE: Kim Jong Un’s 18 hole in ones that he claims to have pulled off.

These guys’ dicks must be SO SMALL.

weirdly, I’ve had two. And in both instances, they were on holes where the green was elevated, so, I just assumed I over-shot the green and another person in my group found the ball in the hole while I was stomping around and cursing in the long grass behind the green.

At least you got a hole-in-one!

Which raises the question: Why didn’t he sue the insurance company?

“charity”.

He doesn’t just cheat at golf. He cheats at running CHARITY golf tournaments.

All of this that he does and Hillary only has a 5 point lead? WTF is wrong with people?