KFC I’m hungry.

My sister is 50 and has engaged in disordered eating for at least 30 years. The only food she keeps at home is wheat germ and wilted vegetables. When she was 30, she asked her doctor about lap band surgery, and he explained that my sister was underweight so she didn’t qualify.

re: the Lady Gaga item, here’s a PSA for anyone who still thinks the name “Newsweek” means anything - the brand has changed hands many times and now “news” is secondary to clickbait and rewrites of reddit posts.

This! I’m tired of this rebranding of Paris Hilton as though she’s been missunderstood.

Counterpoint: Paris IS dumb, and while she might know how to tell the stories her moronic fans want to hear, she doesn’t know how to WRITE anything. She, like most celebrities who write a memoir, had a ghostwriter. Her contribution to this book was probably just speaking into a recorder for 8-10 days. I fully believe…

“Layla” is possibly the only song in rock history that happens to contain BOTH an iconic guitar and piano riff. It deserves its classic status.

And those are the prices before all the stupid Ticketmaster fees. My Beyonce ticket had $180 of Ticketmaster fees added to it, which is absurd.

Sorry for maybe a nitpick, but IMHO if your daddy can send you enough money to date a supermodel, you are not by any stretch of the imagination “broke.”

Am I the only one who clicked on this assuming it had to be Pete Davidson?

I don’t believe you, Tessa Thompson. 

Maybe try a little harder for the fucking Oscars, though?

Damn, Kyrsten Sinema is getting desperate for attention.

“I mean, doesn’t it also have a history of being used dismissively for black women in the US?”

You think angry white racists are calling black ladies Auntie?

Even if this person was a friend of mine, my response to this story would be “So... you went to a thrift store last week?  That’s your big news?”

All that overthinking just to end up wearing a boring and basic black strapless dress and what looks like black pumps I’d wear to the office? 

and painted Will Smith in an unflattering light

“It’s another comedian, I must shit all over it, then proclaim my love for Will Smith slapping someone.”

I really like how you all cherry-picked the shit that you all personally agree with and makes your articles look good.

A girl I went to school with just became a grandma at 43. It blew my mind because I'm still trying to have one kid, let alone others 

I don’t think you pointed out the restraint that Cliff showed. Knowing her powers, he often didn’t answer or respond to some of her questions, he just smoothly transitioned to something else. That was fun to see.