the way that one might serve their ex legal papers (flashy, public, meant to be seen and discussed the world over).

The writing on this site has been on a steady decline for years.  For some reason, they think snark is a replacement for good writing.

So just to be clear: we're supposed to hate Jason Sudeikis because of a report from a former nanny that both he and Olivia Wilde denied was true, and also because a process server did their job? Even for present-day AV Club, this is a shockingly bad take.

Alright, Forbes, I’ll bite.  If you’re refering to Genesis as a pioneering prog rock outfit, how are you not talking about Peter Gabriel?  I know he’s not in the lineup you’re talking about today, but Collins-Genesis is definitely more of a rock/pop-rock act than progressive.

Because she parlayed looking attractive on camera with no other discernable skills into marrying into the British Royal Family

Unfortunate to the fullest. De La felt like family to me. I rocked with them since their beginning. Since I was born in ‘77, it kind of felt like they were there since mine too. It’s wild to see someone like Trugoy pass so early, because he (the trio really) seem to live a “good” life. But, as we all know our health…

Who would ever have seen it if it wasn’t reported? The twenty-seven people on Truth Social?

This is more coverage than Trump deserves... stop falling for his need for attention! Let him fade into darkness like the cockroach he is.

IDK...I mean, if you’re there to sing, and that’s literally your one job, why are you punting on it? Like, just walk out, hit “play” on a tape recorder and stand there for a few minutes, then leave-isn’t that what the crowd is gonna hear anyway?

All the talk last week about Prince’s performance in 2006 really brought how dull that was into relief. I watched the Purple Rain finale just before she started. Meanwhile she couldn’t even be bothered to lip synch convincingly.

She deserves all the praise for doing that while apparently pregnant, but as shows go, that was as mediocre as mediocre gets. The songs carried. The performance, the staging, the design, the lack of surprises. As by the numbers as you can get with these.

Ya’ll scared of the beyhive? Prince is #1 and it’s not close. 

Well, there’s Chico, Zeppo, Harpy and Grouchy Skarsgard.

As yes, Sonny Vaccaro, who almost single-handedly poisoned college and AAU basketball by originating the practice of dumping big sponsorship deals on coaches and schools. Good times.

And introducing Michael B. Jordan as Michael Jordan

Ok, so just who in that cast is “stacked”?

Apparently Curry is now a QAnon/antivax/rightwing/transphobe pile of trash, which is likely helping inform her stupid-ass takes.

These slideshows are beating this site like Chris Brown.

> The shade was pretty obvious,

Then it ain’t shade. Bring back shade court and the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

TBF Bowie could pull off anything...