That is an actual thing on Everest. It’s located on the other side in communist China. The only thing is, it’s overcrowded with bros who just took up mountaineering a few months ago and now act like they know everything there is to know about mountain climbing.

I beat it, and it remains one of the biggest achievements of my life. Mind you, I make 41 on Saturday, I own a house, am saving money for retirement, have a healthy 8 year old that I helped deliver, am a federal law enforcement officer, survived a divorce and get along really well with my ex, and I still think that…

Oh yeah, there’s nothing like a six pack and hours of Rock Band drumming with the volume turned up louder than Freedom Rock when my wife and kid are gone.

Dude, I can’t judge. Drunk Skyrim was one of my favorite things a few years back.

I love drunk gaming. I have separate profiles for my Euro Truck Simulator (don’t judge it’s a great relaxer); one for sober Slagman, and one for drunk Slagman. Drunk Slagman has a significantly higher repair bill at the moment.

Ditto here. Wife works the night shift at a hospital, so last night, I got out a Yeti tumbler, filled it with lots of ice, and half Sprite, half Deep Eddy grapefruit vodka, and drunkenly played the new Zelda game. Great night.

Amen. I can relax with one when she’s there, but then the questions start coming when I go for a 2nd or 3rd. Yes, I really do need another, thank you for asking.

I’m going to give the Republicans a little advice here.

The best thing that has come out of this is how fucked Ted Cruz is going to be. If he had held out for two more weeks he could be standing with Lindsey Graham, smiling and saying “I told you so.” Instead he caved, and now he either has to stew in this mess or revoke his endorsement and look chickenshit. It makes me so…

They never had a shot at the white house with him on the ticket.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

Chad Kelly hooks up with High School kids on his bye week. Sounds about right.

He’ll never make it, his pussy-grabbing mechanics are awful.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

i love what shes doing now to Wells Fargo, and i hope shes enjoying it too. shes kicking those assholes right in the balls.

My prediction is that she flat out laughs at him and he dissolves into shouting and red-faced screaming. Third debate he lunges at her and she slaps the shit out of him.

Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.…

What the hell do new fathers need paternity leave for? It’s not like they’re been going to be changing diapers or anything. - The Donald