Immediately thought of Griffey “milking” the prank was on-purpose hilarious wording. Great job.

Titties.

Quit trying to be logical to a die hard Bernie Bro/Trump Troll. These people don’t understand logic or reason.

Everybody wins. Everybody gets a trophy. There are no losers anymore. Only winners.

You are a former HRC staffer yet you supported Bernie Sanders in the primaries? Pray tell, how did you manage to pull that off?

You should have used

Nailed it. Definitely sounds like a hardcore Bernie Bro.

I live in Alabama and have supported Clinton from the beginning. Many of my friends are also going to vote for Hillary. #MadamPresident

Fuck the haters. Saban knows what he is doing. The hate us cause they ain’t us. Roll Tide Roll.

Cavs just won. Doesn’t seem so batshit crazy anymore does it?

I’m in my 30s now and haven’t really balled since my late teens and I know I could fucking own his ass.

This. So much this.

Fact: Obama did not have enough pledged delegates for the nomination in 2008. He needed the super delegates to push him over the top.

This. SO MUCH THIS.