They wouldn’t put him on the drive through... HE REFUSES TO WEAR THE HEADSET.

Since he’s at Tampa Bay, probably should go with MRSA Hamster.

But because these are neighborhood kids—who are the largest class of injury-prone NPCs in our tort-filled RPG world—I’d either make sure my dog is trained to not chase down trespassers or do the appropriate American thing: Build a fence to keep those damn kids OFF MY LAWN.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

The only airtight and totally accurate answer to any legal question is “It depends.”

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was when Ray Lewis was on MTV cribs, and he was showing off his closet full of coats.

Lewis published a book that recounts the events of a double murder and its trial in which his retelling differs from his own testimony in both scope and framing.

So, getting back to what the fuck happened to your bloody clothes...

Do you think he heard God’s voice when he had his white suit that he wore the night of the murder destroyed?

+1 more payout to families

He says he didn’t kill anyone but why reach a settlement with the victim’s family for an undisclosed sum?

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

My momma always said “If you got it, flaunt it”.
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and now instead of just waiting two months and gaining more excitement, hoards of people will work to find spoilers and publicly destroy every surprise in the movie before it’s in theaters... and then bitch about how they weren’t “wowed” when Dec. 26 rolls along.

Oh, I’m sure there are plenty of hawt twenty year olds who don’t know what the Berlin Wall was. Granted, they’re probably not related to Ronald Reagan.

What I like about this trailer in particular is that is shows a close up of the black storm trooper breathing heavily with a determined look about him.

I thought that trailer was weird and not as “tingly” as the first two.