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Betsy will tell him it’s just cartoon dogshit.

I came for the OP comment, I stayed for the bulldozers.

Wiki what...that’s fake news...the bigliest fake news site. He will need to consult some Fox News cconsultans to get up to speed.

Ah good. Seems everything is going well there.

He wants opinion pieces that don’t hurt his feelings

Because Trump administration unerringly finds the least qualified person to do a job, at least until one or two people have failed at it; then they find someone qualified but ignore them because they’re not ass-kissers.

The fuck is that combination of polo/rugby and plaid jacket?

Come on I’m sure his degree in animal sciences will be a big help here.

Yep, right next to the Columbia River where everything can wash down to the sea. No worries!

That would have been for the lovely news that underground tanks of contaminants are leaking into the groundwater, which is getting into the nearby Columbia River (the fourth-largest in the U.S.).

Then they buried those bulldozers. Then those.

What about the people operating the bulldozers? Oh, right...buried too. Sad.

But..but..then what buried THOSE bulldozers?

Clearly it’s the new “Thanks, Obama.”

Welcome to Trump’s America.

Disarray

Thanks! My ex lives in the middle of nowhere, so that’s doubly-great news!

We’re in good hands, what can go wrong ?

Wait a second, you went to a blog looking for something other than opinion pieces?

My brother used to work out there at the lab. “When we were there - after the bulldozers buried the materials, the bulldozers were buried.”