Those were the BEST three minutes? Yikes.

If that shit was a movie, I’d turn it off for being too farfetched and unrealistic. Jesus.

Trimming it down to a Stallone-free movie would probably have worked too…

You cool with sexual trafficking?

Beat me to it.

Not to be confused with the awful Sylvester Stallone movie from 2001...

The notable bits (emphasis mine):

They will be dealing with the catastrophic financial consequences of it. I hope that those who are about to be sacrificed and voted for Trump or skipped last election understand who is sending them to the scaffold.

«Trump promised to back “an amendment”»

I hear Sgt Bilko is an excellent documentary...

Someone on the radio read the calculations of the average annual premium for someone who has a recurrent complex cancer, in a high risk pool as outlined.

I’m glad it’s being put to a vote so I can still hope it fails and Ryan gets kicked to the curb. But at least we know it’s prospects in the senate are grim and if the senate modifies the bill it’ll have to go back to the house to be voted on again where the reasonable version of the bill won’t pass because the people…

Big Goldfish and his gang are so obsessed with the wall, I bet if they sat down and watched that Adam Ruins Everything episode which went into painstaking detail why the wall fortification won’t do squat, it’d make no impression. They’re such goosesteppers, Big Goldfish’s 2+2=3 way of looking at the world is fine with…

If angry Spice leaves...Sean Hannity will replace him. ..Hannity.

The White House gave Breitbart press credentials and when Breitbart asks Breitbart questions, they get upset?

The beauty of private industry doing things better, faster, and cheaper....

I don’t know if guns are allowed in the white house (other than Secret Service) but everyone should be watching Sean Spicer. That man can not take much more of his lying, ducking truths and reality. As they show on cop shows on TV, he is going to take out a few people and then eat his gun.

April is all of us.

You mean he actually brought it with ...?

that picture is such an emblematic delight.