How lovely? A Picture of Dorinda’s Gray.

Watching them watch Trump win is like watching a car crash

Ugh...tonight we have to watch them watch Trump win.

So basic.

Well this is electrifyingly good news.

What are Teslas made of that makes them so unique/difficult to repair?

False equivalency of the decade, right there.

That you can’t differentiate between a private citizen who has just finished serving the country for 8 years and is free to do whatever the fuck job he wants, and a current government employee using her position and status for personal benefit, in violation of both nepotism laws and the Emoluments clause of the…

Except the difference is that Obama isn’t president anymore and Hillary never was. Nor did they use that office to advertise their own products for their own gains.

And a star for you! Wish I could give you more.

They set the Lemon-Aid stand up in the Lobby of one of her father’s buildings, her fair skin has never seen an unadulterated ray of sun in her life. 

That NYTimes piece was a fun read.

I’m utterly disturbed by the way she speaks. She’s like Christian Bale’s Patrick Bateman.

Is there a Gofundme campaign where I can donate to the relief effort?

Oh she knows, she just counting on supporters not giving a shit.

The bucket has a better coat of paint.

Dolphins in the wild have been photographed beating up a puffer fish to get high and masturbating on turtle shells.

At the height of their fertility, female cetaceans mate as many as 15 times in 15 minutes with two or three males, Orbach said.

Well, an Orbach definitely knows how hard it is to pull off Dirty Dancing.

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