Solitary. Cuz I’m mean and mad.

Get rid of the courts and there’s no problem!

Steps on a Lego every night when he gets up to pee.

But “ban” is in quotation marks so it could mean anything. I mean “tapped” means all types of surveillance.

Omce more with feeling: Cersei Lannister’s walk or shame.

To be fair, most of Melania’s non-Trump photos involve her grabbing her own crotch, pretending to eat a lavish meal of diamond encrusted jewelry, or doing construction work in nothing but a bikini and diamond bracelets. Which do you choose? 

“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?” 

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

The fact that he still refers to the ban as “the ban” is really not going to help his case in court, is it?

Nah, my brain just isn’t quite right (the maniac part is true), and I always enjoy reading you Sparky. You inspire me;)

You monster! You now totally own me a glass of Mountain Dew and a new keyboard!

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

What’s next: will a Russian prostitute urinate on it?

Holy shit ... that’s like his greatest hits compilation ... with an extra side of meth.

They have, it doesn’t phase him.

I just finished reading this transcript from his latest interview with AP. It’ll give you a massive headache but it’s oddly fascinating, in a car crash type of way.

My brain had sent that memory into the void. Now, like a boomerang it has returned with an accelerated and painful collision.

Thanks Shygurl. Any supplemental reading material is appreciated on a Sunday:/ This was a fun read hate read:)

This makes me want to vomit forever. So uh, thanks for that. Lol

Maybe he will run for president in 41 years. The present “Age” seems to be getting Darker every day; might last 41 more years.