Al Franken affectionately called him Bill O’Lie-ly in his book, always thought the nickname would stick throughout the years but hasn’t really. Time to bring it back.

I *love* that this reads like an obituary... 

Good Lord, no!

An opportunist is the about the nicest thing you can say about this clown.

$kay, is that your lipstick on her calf?😎

He didn’t. He’s just as bad as all of them.

I hate this word, but he is a c-u-n-t.

Maxima... Maxima... Maxima

Just be thankful it isn’t a man in drag.

I’m sure she’s been dragged around the block a few times.

Texans stealing from Latinos? Never!

Congratulations, Mr. AndrosZ, on COTD! My award to you is a Nissan Maxima which this lovely lady will deliver without being dragged along.

Republicans: “We’ll make American Apartheid legal yet!”

In experience, Texas is like crazy sex partner: no matter how good the fuck you will regret it.

Good God. How does the state think it’s nothing but a transparent way to kill with it’s ill gotten medicines before they expire? This whole story is horrific, and Hutchinson is terrible for his apparent tone deafness.

What was the endgame here? Go to the hospital and say that someone beat him up, stole his car, and drove it into a house? And say that both of the witnesses were mistaken, ‘cuz it totally wasn’t him, dude?

This doesn’t look like a cars n’ coffee-style burnout gone wrong incident. It looks like a drunk driver. I mean, a 4th gen 6'er with those hideous wheels? This person is not someone who makes good choices. More evidence: “Witnesses told police that two men were seen fleeing the vehicle.” 

3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the Mustang to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

And stamina! Clearly she was about to drop dead, and her dangerous woman parts were falling out. That’s why she needed to wear pants, and not a proper skirt.