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That box is what Trump meant by extreme vetting.

I mean, they’re terrorists, not LIARS.

I am so weary of hearing WASP’s shrug off what is going on. I keep hearing a variation of, “We should wait and see what happens.” It is that exact mindset that allows fascistic governments to mushroom. The citizens are giving anticipatory obedience. In this day and age where information is readily accessible and the

How do we know a baby cant be a terrorist u can never be too safe.

Terrorists will tell the truth on the entry.

A three-month-old baby was taken in for questioning at the U.S. Embassy in London

Party on Wayne!

What lies beneath all the bluster and bravado is just another sad dad. His wife has a good argument for not wanting the kids around where he records his crazy rantings.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

1914 Easter collection (the scary part is imaging how much these would cost today)

It’s funny that Trump keeps calling China a currency manipulator, when he calls his National Security Adviser at 3:00 in the morning to ask how a dollar works.

Well right before you’re impeachment and pending trial for treason your tax returns will be out Mr President. You can talk about the election in the showers of federal prison.

Let’s suppose Trump did some PR moves like Obama and appears on talk shows as prez. He wants to get his lying message to the public on a more personal basis, so he gives fawning Fallon another visit.

Nuclear winters are even better because presumably they will come with associated steep declines in populations around the globe so even if per-person emissions don’t go down, total emissions will be but a tiny fraction of pre-apocalypse

Time to reset the “days without being a national embarassment” clicker.

#unpresidented

Wait, someone was paying the protesters? I didn’t get a time sheet yesterday!

It’s almost like winning an election doesn’t result in complete and total obedience and adoration. I can see how that would be confusing.

Trump being inconsistent and/or lying! Say it isn’t so.