*farting sound*

Is it time to nail down a Conference Finals instead of an ad deal?

Touche.

Well, considering that the 51-year-old was being guarded by a septuagenarian, maybe it’s not that weird after all.

Weird that Griffin and Paul scored 51 and a guy who is 51 wound up hitting the game winner.

FUCK the Clippers!

Mate I’m hungover and I was laughing at the shit thing and then I read your comment and started crying. Don’t do that. I can’t right now.

There was a story around where I grew up of a dog, Blackie, who was always waiting by the side of a country road where his master had passed away. I think the owner died in a car crash, and the story was as that the dog was waiting for him there.

Makes you wonder why he’s not paying counterprotesters. Can’t afford it, Donnie? Is your wealth really a facade?

I’ve seen chicken fingers, and they are way bigger than Donald Trump’s tiny little digits.

Some photos I took at the NYC march.

At this point, he’ll have a very hard time saying that these are ‘paid protesters.’

In my observed experience:

Thank you! I had surgery and am two years cancer free.

He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!

Honestly, when I was diagnosed with cancer it was one of the first thoughts I had. My fucking cat is going to outlive me.

One of my dogs is a stray that was given to me after the owners were never found, so I sometimes wonder what he thinks about losing his old family. I don’t know if they can feel abandonment, but I’m sure they feel anxiety, fear, and maybe even sadness. It sucks that they can’t understand the situation, but on the plus…

Don’t leave me HIIiiiiiiigh......

Photo of the coachella sound man: