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I just got back from Norway where they live and breathe death metal. I keep hearing a black clad Norwegian angry man yelling “SHE’S A FUCKING WARMONGER”. In reality those guys love Hillary. One guy at a show was explaining that as a community they love strength and Hillary had enough strength to intimidate the people

This could honestly get posted once a day and it wouldn’t get worn out.

It was really nice knowing all of you. This administration is truly hell bent on making decisions that will change the course of humanity forever, and it doesn’t seem like it will be for the better.

How hard could it be? How about most of Seoul getting destroyed or heavily damaged from conventional artillery as well as biological attack? Forget the nukes, NK will be able to screw shit up before we can eliminate that threat. Jesus, where are the SK protests?

These plans always existed.

I hope he got an angry phone call from China, Japan and South Korea each opening with “just what the actual fuck are you doing”

My whole take on this is while LA Tan Enthusiast Donald Trump is itching to press buttons and play with billions of dollars worth of toys, I actually think that it’s the military brass who have the itchy trigger finger here.

Since Trump and the minions fuck up everything they touch, they’ll bomb NK on the Great Fat Boys birthday. Then Seoul will glow in the dark.

For the love of God, why? I’ve been to war. There is nothing good or glorious about it. Yet Trump has to wave his dick around, which will only get a lot of good people killed. He already dropped a MOAB in the middle of a diplomatic crisis with Russia, signaling that he will go all the way up to using nuclear weapons,

He looks like a fuckin idiot every day, what’s the big deal if you add wimp to the resume.

The idea is that this is a final confirmation (rather than a test) of a miniaturized warhead capable of being fit on a missile capable of reaching at least Japan. If that’s true, North Korea is no longer in the realm of setting off firecrackers in their own backyard, but is rather a legitimate threat to its neighbors.

“the U.S. would go it “alone” if it had too

Add Japan to the evacuations.

It could start a nuclear war, but probably not WW3. China had North Korea’s back in the Korean War (and to a much less extent, so did the Soviets), but there’s no reason for either to stick their necks out for Kim Jong-un. As long North Korea uses nukes before we do, and we don’t end up dropping any on the long side

Somehow, American foreign policy has managed to get even stupider! Maybe making a reality show host president wasn’t a great idea.

Well, it’s been nice knowing you all.

Ironic that people voted for Trump so Hillary “wouldn’t start WW3" as Trump proceeds to start WW3.

Welp, better start evacuating Seoul right about now.

Well fuck. I hope we are as committed to consulting with the South Koreans as they say we are.