Not even deserves, this is a press secretary that makes sense. If you assume that the job of a press secretary is to be the public face of the administration, I feel he is doing a bang up job - every word out of his mouth feels like an echo of the Oval Office hallway.

Holocaust. Centers.

That Stephen Miller kid seems eager to get back in front of the camera.

No one is going to get fired from this administration until they start agreeing with criticisms of Trump. If your sole job is to defend the administration 24 hours a day, regardless if you’re spewing right or wrong information, as long as it’s Trump friendly information, your job seems to be safe.

My heart hopes it’s Eric Trump but my brain says Omarosa

Jared Kushner, of course

Oval Office desk

You know who else never retired? Hitler.

Do you know where you are right now?

As a liberal, I want Sean Spicer to keep that job for as long as Trump is in office. He is bad at it. He doesn’t create as many mini-scandals as Trump himself, but he creates quite a few.

Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!

I kinda want him to stay, only because he has no real influence on policy and I can laugh at him without crying at what laws he’s signing or what recommendations he’s handing to the president. He’s the one member of this shitshow whose antics don’t make me fear for the future and I can laugh at his pain.

Is there any way, in honor of this Easter holiday Bill mentioned, we can bury him to see if he rises again after three days?

At this point, “a nice long vacation” may be the career equivalent of sleeping with the fishes.

Dear Bill,

Yes, a “vacation”

This is like when your parents tell you they are taking your ailing elderly pet “to a farm Upstate.”

Bill O grabs a vacation the way his boy Donny T grabs a pussy.

Bye bye falafel 🥙 man! You deserve worse than your going to get!