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There’s no way Trump does anything punitive to China. He still owes their government controlled banks money.

I’m so depressed and jaded at this point, but the thing about Texas trying to invalidate college id for voting while accepting concealed carry licenses made me gasp out loud.

People are weird. I’ve always suspected the super rich are super weird. So they might fuck and then eat a dolphin.

What else are you supposed to do after you’re done fucking it?

People are weird. I’ve always suspected the super rich are super weird. So they might fuck and then eat a dolphin.

Knew it.. 1023hp my ass.. 840 is still nothing to scoff at, but Dodge foreplayed this bitch so long the hole ran dry and there are many with zero fucks to give now..

Ha it’s like you’re saying these things on porpoise!

Also, no mention of the dead educator and child in California from Cheez Dick yet, right?

He also said, of his father’s recent strike on a Syrian airfield: “If there was anything that Syria did, it was to validate the fact that there is no Russia tie.”

I can see Drumpf try slapping North Korea around a little and getting Kyoto or the Seventh Fleet nuked.

The more I read this shit, the more I’m convinced Obama had the patience of a fucking saint.

This must be some sort of record. They’ve made it to like .8 Hapsburgs already. One more generation should do it.

The latest Texas rulings are the only thing bringing me joy. I used to be able to come home from work and unwind, but since this idiot got elected, there’s no escape. Shitty days, shitty news.

I hate Trump and his kids seem dumb, including the possibly incestuous blond. There is the daughter, the one who never is seen, that I wonder about. But the sons, especially Eric, I look at and feel sorry for. Kind of like, “Gee Don, you got some bad breeding going on there.” But my pity doesn’t prevent me from…

Usually it takes generations of inbreeding to get a ruling dynasty this dumb.

So Trump basically said to China, “ If you act as our hit man, we’ll give you money.”

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He also had this little chestnut: