I’m thinking if shit gets crazy I’ll look for a boat (I’m on the California coast) and look to head for a small island far from everything that has water. I’ll need to learn about wind patterns, though.

Quick! Give him the......

And I always thought she had Hans Delbrook’s brain...

Killing Bill O’Reilly

Once again, I’m so impressed with your skills it feels like I’m tuna-ed into my favorite station.

I think the new Nofriendo system is on sale at your local shopping mollusk.

Agreed, that post was very sel-fish.

These sea-themed dolphin jokes are so much fin!

I swear some people just communicate better with sonar.

Ha it’s like you’re saying these things on porpoise!

Caitlyn sure does a smooth job maintaining the image she is an objective person who just wants to be a good human....and not continue doing anything possible to monetize her fame for personal gain.

Chase that dragon!

Hey, Jealousy!

Cadillac of minivans!

Only slightly less pathetic than Smeagol Spicer saying earlier that even Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons.

+1 sickle

“Awww, rats! I never got a chance to run this.”

Something something just following orders something something

Something something just following orders something something

This is perfect for the doubly irresponsible parent who could have the kid hold their ashtray while smoking and driving.