Every dude in this post (except Drew) is that tedious asshole in your undergrad polisci seminar who won’t shut up about how they *get* politics and you don’t.

I’m actually kind of sick of getting told that there is no enthusiasm for Hillary. Like you, I supported Sanders in the primary, but you know what? Hillary is a fine candidate and I am proud to cast a vote for the first female President. Do I agree with her on everything? Fuck no! But since we aren’t allowed to…

I wish it was a surprise that all the female staff are upfront about voting for Hillary while a lot of the (mostly white) male staff either aren’t voting for either candidate because they’re not in a contested state or have to “hold their nose” to vote for her.

I will say, in regards to a parliamentary system (which is something I myself wanted for quite a while), to think on this one thing.

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

Big Bang Theory Think Piece: Is saying science terminology over a laugh track convincing dumb Americans that they are actually smart?

This is your best take by far.

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

Also, real suggestions:

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

This feels like one of those fake actress photos with a girl bending over a couch, only made specifically for Drew Magary.

Not to dredge up bad feels but when I wrote something that got published to Gawker the site only lived for about a week after my post. Now, Deadspin put something I wrote on its hallowed blog page and I’m just afraid I’ll lose you too. Before posting, did you consider that I might be the blog version of the angel of…

Other mermaids.

Sad pasta

It has not.

Follow up: why do you mispronounce coupon?

If wombats can poop cubes, why can’t people? More specifically, why can’t I?

The epigraph of Anna Karenina seems apropos here

I will fight you if you badmouth Lindsey Stirling. Her music is awesome.