before your 7am meeting.

+1 Shattered patella

Haha I interpreted that as:

And isn’t the journalist scared?  That’s a feral beast he’s cornering...

Pretty sure vampires don’t cast a reflection....duh.

Oh, same here...

I appreciate you going to all that trouble...thanks, CC.

Get stuffed, piss slit.

Oh, most definitely. Dumbfuck trolls don’t have a complex, fulfilling enough life to understand the sort of nuance involved in a deliberate shitpost.

Yeah, but what about the choices she made to wear to the evening gown and swimsuit parts of the wedding???

Maybe she was given a firmware update and they didn’t tell the public yet?

I agree with everything here....other than choosing to use “laser” to describe that throw.

This advice is more for folks looking to lock in a rate for large amounts of cash to offset inflation rather than smaller amounts.

No problemo.

I’m not confident he could’ve covered his tracks well and kept her unaware....I just, don’t see him ever being good at a single tactical decision.  Because he’s the dumberst muthafucka in history.  

Haha nicely done...

Well, for Kid Rock we would also accept “Hepatitis-3" instead of “money unfortunately” if you desired, but I agree with your line of thinking.

Now THAT is a shitpost.

“Stable eugenics”