That wasn’t body paint?

And in those threads started by said obv troll, each reply adds to the audience here that’ll read the thread and troll-bot-guy probably makes an extra ruble.  

Of course his name’s Aidan...it was either that or Brayden...

I hadn’t realized that when I saw the official poster-man-child for incels all around the world, I would be looking at a terrible person who believes he looks good.

Makes sense, actually.

So it’s safe to say a large minority of Donnie Fatso’s caloric intake comes from food served in a bucket?

Damn, sorry to hear about his death.  

It was an important mission to find that dude from PCU, which was one of my go-to shit movies as a teenager.  But it was hard to find the guy in more than one gif and pic, and sadly couldn’t find a pic for the life of me with him wearing a Metallica shirt.

The fact that it’s some weirdo Asian dude with glasses makes so much sense.

The next game should’ve been called Sans Andreas.

Confirmed: your assessment is correct.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention; I’ll be looking into Bethany Best Coast to verify their appearance...

It’s like he’s trying to picture the whole thing, but that just seems wrong, confuses him and keeps him on an island even if he fails to realize it.

Is a “large minority” the same as “almost half” because I’m wondering why that phrase would exist otherwise?

The President and The Third Lady

Looking at that clown is like being assaulted with clever. All he’s missing is clever neon shades and a clever mesh trucker hat and it’s officially a god damn Bukkake of clever.

Ones in Texas backed by the Permanent School Fund are AAA rated and as risk free as it gets.

A local Edward Jones or Charles Schwab branch should be happy to spend a few minutes talking to you. When they find out you’re 100% in cash and ready to get an investment plan together they’ll be more than happy to spend more time with you.

So you’re saying you went ass-to-mouth?