I appreciate that the security guards are all dressed like Wyatt Earp and his brothers.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

I know comedy’s subjective, but if you’re going to joke up about somebody’s death, the punchline ought to be funny.

When dealing with weighty matters, your gallows humor needs to be on point. This wasn’t that.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

“Fuck off, I like hockey fights.”

So what you’re saying is taking a group of individuals traditionally known for being socially awkward misogynists who have spent years competing in an environment where they had complete anonymity and could say whatever to whomever they please with little to no repercussions, and turning into celebrities overnight…

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A hard pass of a bowl of soup?

A shirtless Gronk, covered in body glitter, stands atop a Cancun balcony, staring off in the distance, as he finishes his Bud Light Lime, and mutters “Yo soy fiesta.” It is only there, above the crashing of the waves that he realizes he has no idea who he has been saying yo to, all these years.

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

She wouldn’t be the first Christie to fuck with someone’s lane.

Rebuttal: A lot of curling’s appeal is that it looks like a sport where a couch potato could crush a few beers, grab a kitchen broom, declare “let’s be champions,” and then actually do it.

Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.

I really think Jim was a flawed character from the get-go, which made him and the show interesting, different and great, but then the writers seemed to want Jim to be a sort of all around good guy without changing the flaws, making him seem kind of dickish. Him dating Karen while still in love with Pam is a very…