I just don't know how anyone could honestly enjoy the NBA playoffs more than the NHL. I sat and watched the Houston Portland game the other night which ended up going to overtime and with all the timeouts and stoppages in the final few minutes I could honestly barely stay awake. On the other hand I watched the Ducks…

His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

I will take my rap groups from Compton, CA thank you very much...at least they know how to treat their 'rides'...

The man has no sole.

Thank you Barry. Glad someone on Deadspin's staff decided to post something regarding Puyol leaving Barcelona. Excellent job.

This represents the only time a Rascal has ever supported a tight end.

Easy, because sitting through an entire baseball game is like watching paint dry. It's on par with watching golf, and I play golf.

Sure, Rally Bear is great and all, but you know what is better? A perfectly folded Rally Towel...it's for folding, not waving.

Mascot talent scout likes what he sees. Maybe give him a shot with the Quakes and see what the kid can do.

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Eating your Honey in the Hood

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Part of it is in the presentation. Because it's on the NFL Network, it doesn't FEEL like you're watching an important game. It feels like you're watching a second tier ACC game.

The girl in the white tank top may be the first attractive girl from Pittsburgh I have ever seen.