@Lite: an adventurer is me!: I can, but thats only because I constantly am drinking straight martinis. I can only enjoy brands like effen, ciroc, and ketel one. Even Grey Goose is a little nasty straight. And Absolut? Forget about it.

@BoltBoy: That's prolly exactly what the drunk person would say too.

@Kimrod: I'd rather have a hole in the bottle so I can shotgun that shit. Ha.

@Azal: Agreed. If you are willing to spend money on real whiskey, you are willing to sip.

@Nigra: I always preferred filling my bong with whiskey and then drinking it after I'm finished.

@Drew5764: I swear by Malwarebytes. It is magic against anything.

@sabretoooth: Haha! Oh thats hilarious. I never would have thought of that.

@JimmyBanks: I always liked that one that changes your background image as well.

@JEvans: Agreed. At work I always remove bloatware before I do anything with a computer.

@maggiethecat: How civilized!

@hellosunshine: Hahaha I like you. Especially the teeth comment.

@Befitzero: True, but there would be a multitude of chocolatey goodness.

@geolemon: I don't. Apple is one of the most fair companies I've ever dealt with regarding supporting their stuff. I once sent a computer it because the case fan went out and they put in a new DVD drive as well because "it looked like it was about to go."

@Con Seannery: SAVE PONIES!: Heh I'm gonna have to go with jamescobalt on this one. And I'm actually from Wisconsin.

@randomguy26: This is getting really adorable really fast.

@ValeriaHeart: He's 11.

Heh. Southern people. I'm just impressed they use twitter.

@The5thElephant: Oh my god. Imagining that is truly cringeworthy...

Undoubtedly down there somewhere, but my favorite bad asses in power armor are the Brotherhood of Steel guys.