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@woshiernog: If you would be willing to wear green jeans, then I don't think you'd be concerned about whether they're intended for men lol.

@blunt_machetti: Well at least they were able to have some effect on the world. Dumbasses.

@toleroapto: No kidding. If a baby in a stroller got hit by a free falling 160 lb woman, there would be nothing left of baby Joey but a grease spot.

Haha oh the cheetah balls made me laugh a lot.

@Clixx13: Well any flavor of koolaid is artificially flavored, and yet its nothing but sugar, water, and a few chemicals.

Oh jeez. Somebody put a bullet in her head for everyone's sake. That way she won't be risking pedestrian's lives anymore.

How surprising! Our foods are artificially flavored! Just one more reason to support your local food co-op.

@CodyChat: Plus, its a woman. Snap!

@thegremblin: Hahaha. I don't know about that, but the gay lifestyle may cause arthritis.

@Aces_Over_Kings: I don't know about that. West Virginia people would probably compare him to the gays. They couldn't elect someone who "chooses" the disabled lifestyle.

@FriarNurgle: Oh come on... It's new! It can't have been pee'd on more that a few times.

@mangonights: What about when they post about the VZ iPhone? Can't buy that. Or how about the case mod mentioned a few articles up? Can't buy that. Maybe if you're looking for all innovation that can be bought you should check out sharper image.

@streeeeetch: That is the truth. I bet that white dress would catch fire real well.