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@thnikkamax: Maybe he could give her fashion advice?

@Kirkaiya: I think that was a "joke."

@Michael: I got the death star reference. I just was complaining the video was lame.

@stevenjcarney: I get the death star reference. I'm just saying this video was lame.

Rocket wheelchair? Already been done.

I've seen bigger.

@Settings: Thats what happens when your entire country is based on consuming.

Come on!

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: I think it would also be appropriate to love carpet in this picture...

I'd rather cuddle with her...

@HC: Smashing a computer is a little different then scratching the case. If somebody smashed the car that would be different. But my car is full of door dings from douche bags. I don't even care anymore.

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Kat, your first paragraph really reminds me of this scene from Austin Powers.

@Reilly27: Depends. Whose box are we talking?

@Drive-by troll: Not these days. Our boxes are digital and such.

@OMG! Red!: Yeah. Point being if your Metro area is less than a million then fuck you.