@berbar: The wind didn't have to be blowing while they were walking. The water probably won't instantly flood back.

@podspawn: Ah bud... The only blessed Mary for me.

@Ninelight: Its just one more way to stick it in the face of every person who said "well what about this?"

Oh Jesus, the irony of you doubting the stories of the other Jesus just can't help but be mentioned. That being said, you are my new favorite writer for having lampooned the bible so elegantly.

I bet it will work. People will specifically be looking for HFCS. When they renamed the problem-plagued Ford Windstar to the Ford Freestar, sales increased quite a bit even though it was the same exact van. People are too dumb to do research.

@NewSc2: Yeah I'm not saying a physicist would be the one giving you stitches, I'm just saying how often do people show up in ER after being bombarded by trillions of protons just under the speed of light? I'm pretty sure nobody knows that answer to that one.

And then promptly set up a base camp using bulldozers, lit some cigarettes, and farted a whole bunch.

@NewSc2: Yeah. Cause your family doctor totally knows the consequences of being hit by 300 trillion protons.

@twiner: Me too. As long as Tom Cruise isn't involved.

@ObiHaiv: Right? Well they say fashion is on a 30 year cycle. That would make sense then since this fashion year 30 years ago was the 1980 fashion year.

@ObiHaiv: Well with the exception of American Eagle and those ones, everybody else did. We went into Forever 21 and some other places and it looked like Wham threw up all over the clothes racks.

@schunniky: Oh man. That DOES sound like the end of the world.

@thisdood: Haha who knew my mac got so gangsta?

My prediction is that on December 21st, 2012 the other planet will find us...

@colorebel: Ugh. That is about as stupid as those islands they made in Dubai.

(or the Universe or whomever)

My guess would be the fact that 80's crap is coming back into style. I went with my girlfriend to the mall yesterday and all the stores were full of metallic colored hammer pants.

@sixt9coug loves his rimblow: Yay! You made my morning!

Only Microsoft would pull this shit.

@Lyokowarirtitan: You read my mind. Or at least my wishes...