I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd be willing to get shot at if the army provided free gigabit internet...

MANY GREAT AMERICANS SUCH AS PETE SAMPRAS LIVE WITH VOICE IMODULATION EVERY DAY.

I agree. It's completely useless and really annoying.

This is just a bunch of superstitious nonsense. I hate people that are this heavily influenced by that crap.

So who did Google select for their Gigabit thing?

They forgot the step about finding out everyone's pet's names.

We can't just pretend we didn't see those opening ceremonies...

Ater watching things like this, I only want to say: Screw all that manual labor.

@LaziestManOnMars: Or perhaps a teen.

@patrick007: *sigh* can you take five minutes from your busy day and not be an asshole?

@ne1245:

@ka1axy: I remember the way kid 4 used to run and play...

This reminds me of the article the other day that showed christians rating the lowest in average writing level...

@Spanone: Ahhh thanks. That always makes me smile.

@quozl: Its not a jumpsuit! It's an intergalactic space suit!

They broke the mold when they made you baby

@NorwoodIsMyHero: If it was Christians from a dating site and everyone else from Gizmodo then I could see your argument. But everyone was from the same part of town. Just one more argument against religion.

@Faxmonkey: Good work buzz killington.

@HashCodeNinja: Oooooohh yeahhhh!!

@HashCodeNinja: Hahaha! That is some deep ecstasy.