@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Hahaha. Make sure to wipe well before dinner.

@twothefutureandbeyond: Well. A lot of the world speaks spanish and english already. Those would be good candidates.

@theimmc: Lol duh. But it should be the same! Or at least we all speak a common language in addition to our native tongue.

@pupaboy3: What we really need to bring back is parents being able to eat their young.

@SSRPaulO: For this quote, you win my respect.

I've been slowly pushing my way through 14 seasons of south park. I'm mostly through season 5...

@mrisinger: No kidding. At the risk of sounding like a bastard, I think we need to all use one language.

Haha it just made me laugh. I like how it waddled away.

@acidrain69: Especially when being shouted at you by a 9 year old.

the infamous photo that embroiled the US in a scandal over Guantanamo Bay six years ago.

@blyan: Settle down now. I was kidding.

@JakeMG: Ω Man: Yeah... That was a joke. The game is a work of fiction. Definitely not historically accurate.

@blyan: I wonder if I can call in today.

@JakeMG: Ω Man: Haven't you played Assassin's Creed 2? He had a piece of Eden and was sabotaged by Edison.

Yayyy! Southpark in the breakroom, anyone?

This is all I could think of when I read this.

@SymbianSimian: I guess I missed that it says average and not median. Sorry.

I find it kind of hilarious that one of the first ones I saw when zoomed way in was MilfHunter.com

@ninja_togo: Because its fascinating. Why is this trollworthy? I think that the people that would make jokes qualify less as trolls and more as racists.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Haha what would white people be? European Africans?