@KingLSU: It doesn't say every black person sends 780 messages a month, only that the average black person sends 780 messages. That means half send less, half send more. You should learn how statistics work.

@PlayerX: Oh you best not be talking shit bout the staples.

Ten minutes is longer than I would have given most people credit for...

Oh man. It's because of these kinds of things that I'm constantly accused of using a modded controller on MW2. Just cause I can shoot the FAL quickly doesn't mean I'm a cheater!

@jddf: Well at least we still sold Windows XP disks. I told him that Windows 95 was not supported around 1998. He got especially mad when I suggested he try an antique store.

@jmkarstetter: I can't wait until my biology class teaches me about the newly discovered fish Class Googlicus

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Rainman, too.

@gizread: Not true. Women have no bodily functions.

I had a customer get really angry at me when I worked at staples last year because we didn't sell Windows 95 recovery disks.

@jake_hanson: First of all, the article was not completely useless. If you don't have an iPad, then it wasn't intended for you anyways.

@Sam Edwards: Eh. I have to complain occasionally.

@Nona: You can find a lot more in Safari then they could ever fit into the app store.

@tomsomething: Yeah. Our registers when I worked at staples were touch screen Fujitsu, but they were terrible.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: The base price for the X6 is 19k. Who needs a million?

@GoreBurnelli: If thats really what you said aloud, you should check your grammar. haha.

@jake_hanson: And comments like these will really help you get a star.

@ThomasWolfSwe: I'm sure some people already have stuff on their iPad for when they're "thinking of the children."

@Thomas Thorne: Haha. Google be praised!

@kenboy: No I didn't. After ODST I just had no motivation to do so.

@Morte42: No, not trolling. I was just left with such a sour taste in my mouth after ODST that I can't decide how to feel about reach.